Catsperience: Understand That Your Cat Wants To SMASH
Catsperience has landed on my lap like the fiendish pussy of the title. From Black Vertigo, you play a cat trapped in a Victorian-style manor that could be described as a bit of an escape room.
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However, not likely to work as a team, this cat goes solo, climbing all over the, no doubt antique, furnishings, destroying everything in its path to reach a conclusion.
I’m a bit worn out on cat puns, having covered quite a few cat games, and always feel like a bit of a defector as I’m more of a dog person. Still, you can have your cake and eat it, thus declaring “I love all animals”. As a cat, what better way to reciprocate that love by smashing the place up? Purrrrfect. Dammint, I went there.
Catsperience may be the cat simulator you’ve searched for but never found. Frustrated that you don’t always understand those nuances the cat makes? This game features a Catlator that translates all meows into English!
Key features in Catsperience include:
- Climb up the furniture, push things off the table and show that human who is the boss in da house.
- The destructible items of the mansion are waiting for your devastating paws.
- Hunt those pesky running squeaking meatbags.
- Speak in sarcastic tone to be a real aristocratic jerk.
- Rest in cosy boxes, and feel the purrfection.
- Be a smart cat and find out how you can get in and out of places where you don’t belong.
There’s a video…
Catsperience is released on Steam on the 17th of May. A review will follow on this very site around about that time to give my verdict. [Insert another pun of your own here – I’m out].