Date Everything! was pretty much my motto in my late teens/early 20s. Now happily married, the only time I’ll quote the phrase will be in reference to Team17’s dating game of the same name.

A dating sim where you can date anything, you’ll be able to woo the common household appliance you’ve always dreamed of without being judged by society. Have you seen the plug on that toaster? Phwoar!

Donning a pair of Dateviator glasses, Date Everything! lets you talk with objects to find out who (what) to link them up with, based on three relationship principles: Love, Friend or Hate. Other key features include:

  • 100 fully voiced datable characters for players to fall madly in love with.
  • Branching dialogue that leads to multiple endings for each character.
  • Over 4 hours of music with each dateable character featuring their own theme.
  • 11,000+ hand-drawn images.
  • 1.2 million words and 70,000 voicelines.
  • A fully interactive 3d overworld that changes based on choices made in the playthrough.
  • Full voice acting with a huge cast of familiar voices, including Felicia Day (Supernatural, The Magicians), Johnny Yong Bosch (Bleach, Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers) Grey DeLisle (Scooby-Doo, The Last Airbender), and more!

Date Everything! is being developed by former voice actors turned developers Sassy Chap Games, and will be coming to Steam, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation and Xbox.