Holy Moly, Priest Simulator Is ...Something...

Hhmmmm… do I put out a news piece on Priest Simulator, or do I cower away at the thought of: “How dare you! That’s blasphemous!”. No, this is Blasphemous. Still, this upcoming first-person action title is likely to offend, and understandable too.

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Having committed myself to post this, aside from the themes (a quick bit of exposition: it doesn’t bother me in the slightest, but I appreciate that it will others), this does look like fun. In a Duke Nukem sort of way – y’know, when it was good.

In Priest Simulator, from Asmodev and Ultimate Games, you play as a vampire priest and have to protect the town of San de Ville by killing all the shatanists. Hhmmm. Some of the key features in the game are a bit dubious, too as highlights include:

• Wash off shatanic graffiti.
• Drive a strange car.
• Consume alcohol.

Granted, this isn’t the goal of the game, but just to put it into perspective.

Priest Simulator is coming soon, but if you’re intrigued, you can try the demo, Priest Simulator: Heavy Duty, on Steam now. I’m currently downloading it, so if you want to keep your storage free or…frightened, I’ll post my thoughts soon.