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Flappy Door? To Leave Switch Review
Help Harm activate the temples to connect to the Origin Gate and help him find peace. To Leave out now for the Nintendo Switch.
A collection of video game reviews for PC (Steam, Epic Games, Itch.io and Game Pass), PS5, PS4 and Nintendo Switch. All video game reviews are my own opinions, don't follow a scoring system, and are with the intended to inform, entertain, and distract while my associate steals your wallet.
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Help Harm activate the temples to connect to the Origin Gate and help him find peace. To Leave out now for the Nintendo Switch.
chill
Gardening’s for old people, homeowners, drug dealers and boring people, right? Oh, how judgemental you’ve become. But before making assumptions, why not try Garden Simulator for yourself, then see which side of the fence you’ll remain on. You may be reading this as you’re either one
BKOM Studios
Not only did I have to play Sunday Gold twice, but rewrite this review twice. Mate, this is a blinkin’ carry-on, innit? Two issues for one review? Besides having my knackers clipped for not delivering Team17‘s latest, was it worth redoing? Yes. However, just as I was about to
comedy
Justice Sucks is uncannily like Roombo: First Blood – a game I played way back on the Nintendo Switch and loved. Memory not serving me correctly, I just looked it up and low and behold, it’s the same developer, Samurai Punk. Yay! Roombo’s spirit lives on, albeit as Dusty
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Live in the present and get yourself a copy of point and click adventure Justin Wack and the Big Time Hack, or play it in the future?
comedy
I sincerely hoped that Restless Soul would work on my Steam Deck. The title screen booted, but after that, a ghostly white with nothing on offer other than deep contemplation. That’s what the mirror and hangovers are for. I guess this is reserved for desktop play only. Why does
Chenso Club
An unexpected invite to play Chenso Club was well-received. Sure, I’ll join your club, but as a player, not a follower. The latter’s for chumps. Oh, this is a title from Curve Games? Things are looking up. Listed as a rogue-like, I’m going to go with a
Damage State
Typing in Scathe so I could link to the Steam page, I remembered the definition: harm. Yes, this FPS from Damage State Ltd and Kwalee is a hurt me plenty shooter where inflicting harm is within your interests. Not necessarily because you’re a sadist, but because you don’t
bowling
Roxy Racoon’s Bowling Bash? Ten pin bowling? Bor-ing! How dare you! I’m quite fond of the fat man sport as it’s a nice way to be relatively good at something without breaking a sweat, but maybe a fingernail or two. Do they work in video games, though?
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Landing on an alien planet known as Earth, you have to guide Milo with the help of the tinykin to get back home. 3D open world platformer Tinykin, out 30th August 2022.
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The Cursed To Golf reviews are currently doing the rounds, so here's my thoughts: quite possibly the best alternative golf game about? You make the call, I've made mine.
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Does Mutropolis even exist? Find out in the point and click adventure that's out today on the Nintendo Switch! Praise Wonder Woman!