I thought I’d tell you, You Suck At Parking. That’s no detriment to you, friend, but details on the upcoming multiplayer racer from Happy Volcano.
Another great pitch: the aim of the game is to stop. Not necessarily a good thing for a racer, but it’s in the title. You have to race against the clock, doing a Ken Block with your handbrake, swinging your car into, well… park.
Is It Any Wonder That You Suck At Parking?
What better way to exercise your ability to park when facing adversity.. erm... in the face? You Suck At Parking is your calling.
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Key features in You Suck At Parking include:
- Speed through stages navigating obstacles aplenty before hitting the designated parking spots, all whilst somehow keeping cool, calm, and collected in the process.
- Unlock Car Keys and Parking Tokens with their parking skills to open up new cars and Parking Tokens that serve up new customization options to pimp your ride with.
- Climb the global leaderboards and prove to your friends that you truly do have the power to stop. Maybe not the world, but a car, at least.
- Experience an ever-growing, always-expanding, forever-changing game, where more cars, more biomes, more tracks, and more customisation options are regularly added to the roster.
We’ve been really encouraged by the reaction to You Suck at Parking ™ so far, which has made us even more eager to talk about the game’s exciting multiplayer mode. Gamers can expect to hear more details about what we have in store – both for multiplayer, and the rest of the game – in the months ahead.David Prinsmel, Game Director
You Suck At Parking is coming to PC, PlayStation, Xbox and the Switch. A release date will be announced in due course. Got Steam? Try the demo:
